All the time on the floor   Her used knickers she just wore  Pick them up turn em inside out  Then you beat your meat about    Tell the truth and don't you lie  We've all done it on the sly  Your embarrassed you put them back  There your favourite with the union jack    Thong, panty, and g-string to  You just love the red white and blue  Got them in your hand, up to the nose  Just watch your penis grow    Took them from the bottom shelf,   You just can't help yourself  Close the door, turn off the phone  You wanna be left alone    Sniffing knickers  Sniff sniff sniff  Sniffing knickers  Sniff sniff sniff    Sniffing knickers  Sniff sniff sniff  Sniffing knickers  Sniff sniff sniff    Does she know, or can she tell  What it does - her pussy smell  Tell the truth and don't you lie  We've all done it on the sly    All the time on the floor   Her used knickers she just wore  Pick them up turn em inside out  Then you beat your meat about    Sniffing knickers  Sniff sniff sniff