My girlfriend  She is exciting  She is exciting to the point of collapse    My teacher  She is fantastic  She is fantastic to the point of relapse    CHORUS  She’s so elastic  She’s so fantastic  She is so silly that you wanna go    Papapapapapapapa    My new toy  It’s so amazing  It’s so amazing, I’m losing control    I love my old shoes  They’re very old school  They’re very old school, they’ve got rubber soul    [Repeat CHORUS]    She wants to be a porcupine  I wanna be her valentine  She wants to be a movie star  No, I don’t care just who you are