We've got a farm, a barn of a farm  Right in the middle of a swamp  There ain't any charm in our little farm  Right in the middle of the swamp    Now nothing's grown since the day we came  Misery Farm is our farm's name!    We're all miserable, so miserable  Down on Misery Farm  So are the animals, so are the vegetables  Down on Misery Farm    The hens won't lay, we can't make hay  We work all day, we get no pay!  We're all miserable, so miserable  Down on Misery Farm    Now we've got a cart, with part of the cart  Stuck in the middle of the swamp  The old grey mare, she looks at it there  Stuck in the middle of the swamp    We'll be digging it out next May  Patching it up for Darby day!    We're miserable, so miserable  Down on Misery Farm  So are the animals, so are the vegetables  Down on Misery Farm    The hens won't lay, We can't make hay  We work all day and we get no pay!  We're miserable, so miserable  Down on Misery Farm    We're miserable, so miserable  Down on Misery Farm  So are the animals, so are the vegetables  Down on Misery Farm    The hens won't lay, we can't make hay  We work all day, we get no pay!  We're miserable, so miserable  Down on Misery Farm