Side door, you'll be the one  Side door, I'm telling you, won't be undone  Side door, we're coming on through  Side door, so steady, so gentle and true  Someone with whom to take the broader view  Lockjaw, you won't be the one  Lockjaw, you're out of date, old fashioned fun,  Something to make you sleepy in the sun  Nothing could be so simple  Give me a little bit more, you'll soon see why  She's hiding beneath her covers,  You're playing it a bit cool  Your heads up high, hang it down  And then love will come and see you  Happily on your way  Happy to find your way  Side door, you're letting me in  Side door, I'm shutting you, keep out of the wind  She's such a treat and oh, so masculine  Ground floor, you're letting me down,  Ground floor, show me the best place in town  Somewhere discrete, to let our toupees down  Nothing could be so simple  Give me a little bit more, you'll soon see why  She's hiding beneath her covers,  You're playing it a bit cool  Your heads up high, hang it down  And then love will come and see you  Happily on your way  Happy to find your way  Side door, you'll be the one (you'll be the one)  Side door, you'll be the one (you'll be the one)  Side door, you'll be the one (you'll be the one)  Side door, you'll be the one (you'll be the one)