Hey Mr. Undertaker do me a big favor  Make me look real good because I'm  Going for a ride  Hey Mr. Embalmer I did a number with my revolver  Can you put my head together, 'cause I'm going  For a ride  I'm going for a ride, I'm going to the show  So everyone I know, so everyone will go  "He looks real good man, he never looked better,  It's just a shame that that fool could not  Forget her."  My skull is shattered, but that really doesn't matter  I know that you can fix it, you can do anything  Fill my veins with Wild Turkey  Just in case I get real thirsty  That needle is awful big man, I hope it   Doesn't sting  Hey Mr. Undertaker put pennies on my eyes  Do a good show tonight so everybody cries  Hey Mr. Undertaker do me a big favor  Make me look real good 'cause I'm gonna  Meet my maker  And that picture in my wallet, if she comes to see  Hey Mr. Undertaker make her cry for me  Do me a favor, Mr. Undertaker  Make me look good 'cause I'm going for a ride.  Hey Mr. Undertaker