Dr. Jack  Was a quack  Named Kevorkian.  And he worked  In a shack  Up in Michegan.  If you're sick  Dr. Jack  Doesn't make you healthy.  If you're practically  Dead, he could  End it with glee.  The cops couldn't stop Jack,  They tried, tried, tried...  The geezers in his shack just  Died, died, died, died, died...  But they couldn't stop Jack  Or the ivy dripping.  And they couldn't prevent Jack  From killing grannies.