Queer      First time he saw him was   A New York City cafe   Walked into that room   Things would really change   He had too much to drink   Guess he didn't think about his family   What went wrong      You could be his woman   You could be his man   You could be his queer   You could be his drug store slam   You could be his woman   And I hope your family understands      Second time he saw him was   The south of France   Some passion fashion disco   And a bastard's dance   What went wrong   Or what went right   That night   Was it love?      You can be his woman   You can be his man   You can be his queer   You can be his drug store junkie slam   Real love doesn't come so easy when you're on your knees   Say please      Guess it's just a figure of speech   Life's got its lessons to teach   Just like fuzz on a peach   But be careful where you reach   Man I can only tell you   Sex is dangerous      (Chorus)      Didn't know what was gettin' into you