Cars and girls are easy to come by in this day and age   Laughing, joking, drinking, smoking, 'til I've spent my wage   When I was young, people spoke of immorality   All the things they said were wrong are what I want to be      (Hey!) Over, under, sideways down   (Hey!) Backwards, forwards, square and round   (Hey!) Over, under, sideways down   (Hey!) Backwards, forwards, square and round      When will it end?   When will it end?      I find comments about my looks irrelativity   I think I'll go and have some fun 'cause it's all for free   I'm not looking for a reason to enjoy myself   Seems it's better done than argued with somebody else      (Hey!) Over, under, sideways down   (Hey!) Backwards, forwards, square and round   (Hey!) Over, under, sideways down   (Hey!) Backwards, forwards, square and round      When will it end?   When will it end?