I see that look in your eyes girl   From across the room   That you're leadin' me in   I can't deny that I want you   So I make my way up to you   No...   I see that ring on your finger   Tellin' me that I shouldn't linger   It's such a shame    A disaster   That it has to be this way      Chorus:But if it was cool   It would be me and you   Think of all the nasty things we could do   That would be something   But only if it was cool   But it ain't though      Tell me would he mind if I kissed ya?   While he's at home watchin' ESPN   An if I took you home would he miss you?   Well it don't matter   Cause I dont get down that way   If you were mine would you do this to me?   While I'm at home watching reruns of Dragnet   With a bottle of Hennessey?   Would you be ashamed when you saw me?   And what would you say?      Chorus:But if it was cool   It would be me and you   Think of all the nasty things we could do   That would be something   But only if it was cool   But it ain't though      'Twas so nice to meet ya   Now I'll try to treat ya   The best I could   Like a true gentleman should   Now I've gots to leave you   Here or there I just might see ya   I'll be around   Same bat time,same bat channel   You know the station      Chorus:If it was cool   It could be me and you   Think of all the nasty things we could do   That would be something   But only if it was cool   If it was cool   If it was cool   If it was cool   That would be something    But only if it was cool   But it ain't though