I smell like spit   (What could it be?)   I think the culprit   (It's me!)      My pants are wet   How can that be?   Did I spill water?   It's pee!      After disaster   I'm after disaster, it seems to me   I'm after disaster, prepare yourself for me   I'm after disaster, it seems to me   So hold back your laughter and feel for me         My glasses broke   What do you see?   I see two fingers   No, three!      I lost my shoes   Where have they gone?   Must've walked away   No, you have them on!      After disaster   I'm after disaster, it seems to me   I'm after disaster, prepare yourself for me   I'm after disaster, it seems to me   So hold back your laughter and feel for me