Things were going pretty smoothly   You pulled all the right manoeuvres   We were sitting on my bed engaged in underwear removal   You look better with your clothes off   I loved your skinny shoulders   But the problem with you, boy, is that you talk too much      Did he really say "baby, now I'm heading south"?   Funny, I was almost there,   And then he opened his mouth      OK, let's go,   You what?    Oh no      Just get on with it and cut out all the theory   Wanna feel what you're doing,   Not hear the commentary   And no it's so not hot when you start speaking sleazy   So talk to the left 'cause the right hand's busy      Yes I was liking that sensation   Didn't need an explanation   There's a time and a place for scientific conversation   I know you think it's dirty but I'd rather hear you work it   'cause the problem with you, boy, is that you talk too much      Did he really say "baby, now I'm heading south"?   Funny, I was almost there,   And then he opened his mouth      Get on the floor   Be quiet,   No more      Just get on with it and cut out all the theory   Wanna feel what you're doing,   Not hear the commentary   And no it's so not hot when you start speaking sleazy   So talk to the left 'cause the right hand's busy      Just get on with it and cut out all the theory   Wanna feel what you're doing   Not hear the commentary   And no it's so not hot when you start speaking sleazy   So talk to the left 'cause the right hand's busy      Talk to the left hand, baby   Talk to the left hand, baby   Talk to the left hand, baby   Talk to the left hand, baby   Talk to the left hand, baby   Talk to the left hand, baby   Talk to the left hand, baby      Talk to the left hand, baby, 'cause the right hand's busy   Talk to the left hand, baby, 'cause the right hand's busy   Talk to the left hand, baby, 'cause the right hand's busy