Don’t ride your bike off a ramp that’s more than three bricks high    Don’t take that candy from the store if you ain’t got the dime    Don’t pick a fight with a little guy that doesn’t talk that much    Don’t pick up a cherrybomb thinkin’ it’s a dud    And don’t sneak out of a 2 story house usin’ bed sheets for a rope    Don’t ask me how I know       [chorus]   Sell your truck while it’s still runnin’, save the Jesus off the dash    Say a prayer when you feel like cussin’, save your money pay with cash    Forget your pride, buy the roses, if you’re sorry tell her so    Don’t drink the water in Mexico    Don’t ask me how I know       Don’t quit your high school football team halfway through the season    Don’t bust your buddy in the nose when you know he didn’t mean it    Don’t lose a girl you love at home for a night in Panama City    Don’t rush off the phone when your Mama calls, you ain’t that busy    Ya oughta make that drive to say goodbye to your grampa ‘fore he goes    Don’t ask me how I know       [chorus]      Forget your pride buy the roses, if you love her tell her so,    Don’t go to Vegas with your heart broke,    Don’t bum your cousin for that first smoke    I'm tellin' ya, don't drink the water in Mexico    Don't ask me how I know    Don't ask me how I know    I just know    Sell your truck while it's still runnin'   Say a prayer when you feel like cussin'    I know