It’s gonna take eleven cups of joe   to get that major caffeine dose   sunrise comin at warp galactic speed   the diner’s running out of joe   this quartet I still don’t know, professor man,   I’ll tell you what I need      well I know the planets well,   the year of the first telescope   and tycho named that dimple on the moon   but could you change for me,   names like ganymede   and her three friends,   ‘cause morning’s coming soon      please rename the moons of jupiter   to matt mark luke and john   I’ve spent my brain and can’t retain   the real names ‘til dawn   rename the moons of jupiter   the gospel boys won’t mind   I’ll do my best to ace this test,   and pass your course this time      sometimesweforgetthatnatureitselfisonavastmiracle   andoureverexpandinguniverseisgrowingandyetstillgoesontoinfinity   whichtomeiscompletelybeyondcomprehension      all I need is a scantron sheet,   a number two lead and a small cheat sheet   not to mention my own divine intervention      please rename the moons of jupiter   to john paul george and ringo   I’ve spent my brain and can’t retain   this interstellar lingo   rename the moons of jupiter,   the beatles sure won’t mind   I’ll do my best to ace this test,   and pass your course this time      it’s gonna take eleven cups of joe   to get that major caffeine dose   sunrise comin at warp galactic speed   the diner’s running out of joe,   this quartet I still don’t know   professor man, I’ll tell you what I need      please rename the moons of jupiter to   george tom abe and ted   I’ve spent my brain and can’t retain   the real names in my head   rename the moons of jupiter,   rushmore’s men won’t mind   I’ll do my best to ace this test,   and pass your course this time