Went out to a Christmas party   Had a fifth of coke-bacardi   Saw a Santa Claus in red   With an aching head.      But he wasn't very merry   In fact he was kinda scary   Ho-ho-hell   Was all he said      He took a drink   And then another two   Beneath the sink   I've seen him turning blue   And in the wake   He thought the chimney had the flu   Screaming like a drunken Ebeneezer Scrooge      I'm drinking up Christmas!   Cause I got no job, I'm a Lazy Slob yeah   I'm Drinking' up Christmas!   Tell your dad and mom that I came to rob them   A Holiday hero   yeah but I'm a zero with yule tide cheer-O   I'm drinking up Christmas!   Tonight, alright!      He's making a list And checking   The kids that he feels like wrecking   As he stumbles through the night   All pink and white      And it was just get going   But then when the buh's start blowing   Challenged Frosty to a fight   He said come on   I got a gift for you   So bring it on!   I'll make you black and blue   A little song   I think that Santa Claus is through   And he got a nose as red as you know who      I'm drinking up Christmas!   Cause I got no job, I'm a Lazy Slob yeah   I'm Drinking' up Christmas!   Tell your dad and mom that I came to rob them   A Holiday hero   yeah but I'm a zero with yule tide cheer-O   I'm drinking up Christmas!   Tonight, alright!