We want a safer country   And it's in God we trust   So we'll bomb you during Ramadan   Turn your world into dust   But pull up on your boostraps   Stand on your own two feet   As we blow them off with cluster bombs   Disguised as something to eat      We stand for freedom   And prosperity   So we'll bomb your schools and hospitals   Make sure you live in liberty   All you evildoers   And your children and your wives   With our B-52's we'll show you   How we value civilian lives      Give us your hungry, your restless   We'll show you democracy   A military trial   And detention indefinitely   We'll have Homeland Security   Thomas Ridge all hail   We may not find the terrorists   But we can throw the left in jail      And we will all be safe   And we shall have no fears   Once our retinas have been scanned   And all the walls have ears   And we're all in good hands   When the FBI is in the know   We're sure they'll look after us   Just like they did with COINTELPRO      So hang a flag in the window   All hail to the chief   Follow the leader   And suspend your disbelief   Our country right or wrong   You know what to do   Sing God bless America   That red, white and blue      When facing anyone with boxcutters   We'll say put up your dukes   As we spend fifty billion   On bombers and nukes   We're a beacon of light   And just to make the point   We'll cut taxes on the rich   And throw the poor into the joint      And we'll bail out the airlines   Get out your green fedoras   And for all the laid-off workers   We've got maquiladoras   Yes capitalism will save us   For have you ever seen a   More convincing proof   Than Enron and Argentina      So hang a flag in the window   All hail to the chief   Follow the leader   And suspend your disbelief   Our country right or wrong   You know what to do   Sing God bless America   That red, white and blue      The Axis of Evil   We'll bomb 'em down the skids   There'll be no more terrorists   Once we kill their kids   People may starve   And economies may crumble   But those folks'll just   Have to learn to be more humble      And give us your money   Debt repayments with aplomb   While we scour the map   For a country left to bomb   And as another city falls   On our sacred American soil   At least we've got our Daisy Cutters   And that Alaskan oil      So hang a flag in the window   All hail to the chief   Follow the leader   And suspend your disbelief   Our country right or wrong   You know what to do   Sing God bless America   That red, white and blue