Saturday night and you're still hangin' around    You're tired of livin' in your one horse town    You'd like to find a little hole in the ground    For a while...       So you go to the village in your tie-dye jeans    And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens    It's like some pornographic magazine    And you smile...       But Captain Jack will get you high at night    And take you to your special island    Captain Jack will get you by tonight    Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin'    La da da, Oh yeah, yeah       Your sister's gone out, she's on a date    And you just sit at home and masturbate    Your phone is gonna ring soon, but you just can't wait    For that call...       So you stand on the corner in your new English clothes    And you look so polished from your hair down to your toes    But still your fingers gonna pick your nose    After all...       But Captain Jack will get you high at night    And take you to your special island    Captain Jack will get you by tonight    Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin'    La da da, Oh yeah, yeah       So you decide to take a holiday    You got your tape deck and your brand new Chevrolet    Ah but there's no place to go anyway    And what for...       You've got everything but nothing's cool,    They've just found your father in the swimming pool    And you guess you won't be going back to school    Anymore...       But Captain Jack can get you high at night    And take you to your special island    Captain Jack will get you by tonight    Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin'    La da da, Oh yeah, yeah       So you play your albums and you smoke your pot    And you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot    Oh, but still you're aching for the things you haven't got    What went wrong...       And if you can't understand why your world is so dead    And why you've got to keep in style and feed your head    Well, you're twenty-one and still your mother makes your bed    and that's too long...       But Captain Jack will get you high at night    And take you to your special island    Captain Jack will get you by tonight    Just a little push 'n' you'll be smilin'    La da da, Oh yeah, yeah    Yeah, Captain Jack will get you by tonight    Yeah, Captain Jack will get you by tonight