As I was walking down the street one day   I saw a house on fire   There was a man, shouting and screaming at an upper-storey window   To the crowd that was gathered there below   For he was sore afraid      Jump! You fucker, jump!   Jump into this here blanket what we are holding   And you will be all right   He jumped, hit the deck, broke his fucking neck   There was no blanket      Laugh?! We nearly shat!   We had not laughed so much since Grandma died   Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle   We are miserable sinners   Fi-i-ilthy fuckers      Ahhhrrrr-soles