It's one a.m. and i can't see straight   How in the hell am i gonna get home?   Three a.m. and i'm falling off my stool   How in the hell am i gonna get home?   I dunno      It's one for the road   and another one for me   One for my friends and one for my family   Hell you never know who i might meet in the street   so i'll have one for them   and another one for me   How in the hell am i gonna get home?   I dunno