I was a cheater and a liar   And i didn't get by   On my words alone   I knew how to talk to people   And get what I want   I'm a dog   So why don't you throw me a bone   But that was so long ago   It wont happen again      I got a hole in my pocket   Shotgun in my hand   And I'm chasing a fiend   I got a warm and fuzzy feeling   Deep inside of my brain   Oh I think you know what I mean   But that was so long ago   It doesn't happen anymore      Don't like the riches   Or the snoodies   I think they're all rude and you know   I don't care for fools   I was a smoker and a drinker   And a fantastic thinker   But I'd still take a piss in your   Gold plated kidney shaped pool   But you know   That wont happen anymore   Because I'm dead