Hey, please forgive me   All my heartless observations    All my endless fascinations    And my fruitless explanations.      Hey, please forgive me   All my needless preoccupations   And my dire procrastination   And the way I lose my temper.      And won't you excuse me   For the names I can't remember and the letters I never send you   And the mendings I can't do   And subtleties I can't see through.      Hey, please forgive me   All those cruel witticisms    And the social schisms I create   And friends of yours that I make wait      While making my lips bigger    With my finger on the trigger.      And please forgive me   All the things I said to cut you   And the way I must deny you   And the time it takes to try you.      And please forgive my   Ever-present religious overtones, my manner on the phone   And the way I think I'm right    And if I hold your hand too tight...      And please forgive me   All my weird infestations   And my drunken conversations   And my self-deification      And your money that I spent   And the things I borrowed of yours that you never lent.