I often wondered to myself....   Who's Johnny?   Who's Johnny?   Who's Johnny?      I met a guy yesterday   who said his name was Johnny   he said, "they write songs about me,   I know they do."    It came as quite a surprise   in fact it opened my eyes   and now I realize it's true.   (yeh, you know it's true)      Johnny? Who's Johnny?   Johnny?      and so I asked him   hey Johnny   where's your two bags and Jimmy   and he just looked at me,   funny you know like I was weird,   I said now if it's really you,   and if what you say is really true   then you'd know what I'm saying?   Just what am I saying?   do you know what I'm saying?