1 2 3 4 . . .      So what's your deal   Are you a prankster?   Or are you just looking for some skiving snackboxes   To get you out of class?   There's puking pastules   And nosebleed nougats   Fever fudge   And fainting fancies   Whatever you need they've got it   At Weasley's Wizard Wheezes      Oh give it up for Fred and George   Oh give it up for Fred and George   Oh      Well I don't think the MHRA   Would let these two kids get away   With these efficacy studies in the Gryffindor common room,   But the fainting fancies   Need dosing studies   And we've got all these first years here   So lets try the antidote      Oh give it up for Fred and George   Oh give it up for Fred and George   Skin-a-mar-ink-a-doo   Give it up for Fred and George   Oh give it up for Fred and George   C'mon c'mon c'mon oh   Oh give it up for Fred and George      They're legends in the making   Legends in our minds   Legends in our hearts   Do you remember the portable swamp and how it stayed behind   Like a testament to their times   Spent here