If I could own what lovers own   I'd sell my shares in apathy tomorrow.   Your love could mend my broken bones,   Soothe a soul and plug a heart that's leaking      So please pick up, Bethanie, it's Teddy   It's not the old me it's the new me   When I grow up can ew get back together?   I declare I'm prepared to bow down and baste the turkey   I'm not selfish. Serious. Can we get back together?      I bit my tongue three times today   So cut some slack, I want you back in my arms.   Unsew my lips and haste to say   I've been couhging up blood since you left me!      I tried my best, but since you left   Been sleepless for days   I cry in my unrest, but since you left   Been counting the ways   That I could stifle hope, or cut your throat   Is that too rude for you?   Do I offend you? Should I sing something more subdued?