where in the hell did the hip hop go?   where in the hell did the hip hop go?   where in the hell did the hip hop go?   yo Aceyalone do ya know, do ya know?      Well here we go hot cake dough   jellybeans banjo candy store   polka dot backpack microphone   shamalama ding dong doggie bone   chippeechippa chop bust a flip flop   skateboard tennis shoes ice cream shop   telephone poles bakin' hot rolls   a '91 pinto sittin' on Vogues   bubble gum tick tock hound dog fleas   cock-a-doodle doo-doo and some hog head cheese   leap out the room grab the old broom   eat a watermelon and walk on the moon      cherry coke canteloupe little old maid   a big black berry inside the kool-aid   a bass guitar a old fruit jar   a green canteen and a chocolate bar   cannonball baby doll football fan   i flipped a mad dog and a Japanese man   a double bunk bed a 40 to the head   now get up and watch me rap to cornbread hey      hey i hear ya   yo aceyalone i hear ya      well have ya ever killed a great white shark? well i have   i was on a boat i built and sailed around the world don't laugh   yeah i was a crook an' met captain hook an' got tookin' a captive   wrote a book in 31,000 chapters yeah yeah that's it   i seen the ghost of augie creek   i went to fantasy island gilligan's island and pirates peak   and then to nappa valley rappers alley and stayed a week   i met the queen of all my dreams and we danced cheek to cheek   and then we freaked      had a fight with king kong godzilla and rodan   johnny socko's giant robot and wrestled with conan   i jumped on a rocket with davy crockett headed for no man's land   and landed and seen a time bandit in the sand   i travelled with Gulliver and I'm a hell of a patrol   looking for the Acupulco pot of gold   he blazed i raised little bastard got me floated   hit the road and had to hitch w/the son of a bitch who turned into a   toad   you ever slept on blueberry hill well i will   we'll have to connive and cook and clean for a meal and that's real   planted three jolly green bean weed seeds in a field   a tree grew all the way up to the sky and i smoked it      Well I seen zig zag as he was zooming in a Z   looking zorked and zany like a Zulu zombie   he thought he was a zenith with a zebra on the scene   he was a buzzing in the zone like he was zapped      bullshit   well jingle bell jingle bell sugar on toast   the fellowship shop is from the west coast   hey hash and eggs crocodile legs   i'll bring the chronic you bring the kegs   buckwheat and stymie's down with rodney allen rippey   while Tommy and Annica were beating up Pippy   karate chops snap crackle pops   you do the hip thing and i'll do the hop   cough up a lougie shake break and boogie   cause i got a home girl that's giving out nougies   mr george bush was on my floor   cracked out butt naked watchin' the cosby show      hey little rascals eddie haskell   black eyed peas with a lot of tabasco   chico stix big fat chicks   old reruns of the jefferson hits   eenie meenie miny mo larry and shemp   slide me some skin on the black side pimp   training bras holey drawers   Vonte and D double E is breakin' all the laws   double dutch afros parakeet crap   honey i killed the kids with my rap   then my dj Kiilu he came and said   yo i'll scratch the break you rap the cornbread hey      see i'm a big old black man a big old black man   a big old black wacky tacky black man   born with my mama arrived alone   and i'm alive and survive in a one room home   never take a hand-me-down never dig a bone   i give and i live and i handle my own   used to a peewee now i'm full grown   not a shufflin' jigaboo i'm hard like stone   i drink out the jug i eat out the pot   i learn and i earn and i love what i got   my mama ain't a housewife daddy ain't a cop   i was taught to be a fair man shoot your shot      snake in the grass livin' in the past   seein' nobody got my hindside i'm a think fast   i'm the chugalug thug from nicolett and arquette street   a watermelon sellin' bailin' no good cheat   not a lie two-facin' a liquor jar tastin'   i'm a ebony woman chasin' got no time for wastin'   so bring in the news singin' the blues   i don't shovel no shit and don't shine no shoes   i'm a big old black man never had a friend   sittin' on the roof top listenin' to the wind   my life is on the end my grin is pretend   i'm a die in my rockin' chair sippin' on gin hey      see im a bad boy i'm Aceyalone i'm Aceyaloony   i'm Aceyalone a nigger from the boonies   i'm Aceyalone (?????)   same ol' same ol' thing baby bubba   what you say what you thought was really going on you don't know   right right but you got caught by   Aceyalone ranger Aceyalone stranger   willing to gimme a pound cause i'm just abound about to lose you   so bamboozle out instead   just remember that brother who spits the cornbread