When I swagger, I am monstrous   I can't even make out the details   When I swagger, I am monstrous   I am $19.97 suggested retail   When I swagger, I am monstrous   I make all the ladies swoon   When I swagger, I am monstrous   If I never swagger again, it couldn't be too soon.      Baby don't worry, baby it don't matter   Cause everything gets monstrous when I swagger      When I swagger, I am monstrous   I amaze myself sometimes   When I swagger, I am monstrous   I am always on the front lines   When I swagger, I am monstrous   People never forget I'm there   When I swagger, I am monstrous   I swagger to make them care      Baby don't worry, baby it's looked after   And it's all gonna get monstrous when I swagger