I realise that I’ve been wasting the little time I have,       And when I lost it all I’ll think of what I had.       I realise that I’m a fool with so much I could gain,       But merely lack of motivation is to blame.             I know I’m not the first to write about laziness and masturbation,       I know I’m low on things to write about and that’s my only motivation.             I realise there’s no groundbreaking stuff for me to say,       So I’ll just sit around, the same three chords I’ll play.       I realise that everything’s recycled in my songs,       That’s because originality feels so wrong.             Chorus             I realise I’m wrong and I apologise for this song.             Chorus            I know I’m low, but that’s my only,       That’s my only, that’s my only motivation.