Telling me how to live my life   where's your bible? where's your money?   you can't sell religion though the tube    send you money we'd all get screwed       religious ripoff/gospel scam   ernest angeley/billy grahm   upside-down cross is what you should wear    religious ripoff is everywhere    TV evangelists put on a show    trying to tell me what they know   just send us money & you'll be saved   pretty soon you'll be our slave   (chorus)   You say this program may change my life   when all you give me is song & dance   I can get that slime if I watch prime-time   What you do is a gospel crime