Theres a story about a bloke named Jerry   Got slaughtered and got real lairy   In the pub he acted obsured   and he came onto a boxer's bird   so he got knocked out   face swelled up like a rainbow trout   his girl found out the truth   but he couldn't explain cause he'd lost a tooth      I wanna drink drink drink smoke fuck fight   I wanna shout, drink, scream, I wanna die!   I wanna be arrested   I wanna be molested   and my heads in pain, next weekend lets do it again!      An anecdote about a man named clive   wasnt one to usually drink drive   and after all he'd been through a stack   and so it was abit far to walk back   a month later and he's sitting in court   for the two lives he cut short   man slaughter he's convicted   for the pain that he inflicted      spinning, my head is spinning, up around around!   down to the pub   up to the club!   my stomach's turning, oh my body's burning   our liquid lives   this is how we all survive      here's a story about a chap named Bart   drank 4 pints in hour and a half   although the night had just begun   cause the local pub was open till one   the next morning out in the country   hung over and on the hunt he   was still drunk and he risked hiself    fell off his horse and shot himself      I wanna drink drink drink smoke fuck fight   I wanna shout, drink, scream, I wanna die!   I wanna be arrested   I wanna be molested   and i've damaged my brain, next weekend lets do it again!      here's a story about a girl named Kate   got wasted and got date raped   when they told the doctors she'd sued   the found no chemicals was in her bloodstream   ''well nothing malicious, but the alcohol levels were suspicious!''   when asked who had hurt her   poor old Kate couldn't remember.      our liquid lives this is how we all survive   and my heads in pain, next weekend lets do it again   down to the pub   upto the club!   and i've damaged my brain, next weekend lets do it again!      spinning, my head is spinning, up around around!   down to the pub   up to the club!   my stomach's turning, oh my body's burning   our liquid lives   this is how we all survive      (Go on, drink up England! Come on, swig it up. It's what you all do best!)         [All corrections welcome. Done from hearing so may not be spot on.]