Alright listen up, cause this is scientifical   Y'all better drop your cerebral drawers, 'cause I'm about to blow your minds      Compound microscopes   Radioactive isotopes   Spectrometer, separate mass   Sublimation, solid to gas   Logarithm, square the root   Chemical spill, hazmat suit   No D's, C's, B's for me   Just PhD's since I was three      Stool ain't nothin' but a pile of shit,   That I don't give when I analyze it   If you want relativity,    go fuck your momma at light speed      Cultured petris    research disease   Sub-string theories   (hypotheses)   Human nature   Nomenclature   Argon laser   Occam's Razor      In a given system the simplest answer is usually the correct one, asshole.      Tesla's coil thang   Steve Hawking's robot twang   Euclid light protractor pulls   Heisenburg's quarky principles   Radon killed the curious Madame   Niels Bohr's faggoty atom   I hope one day they terraform Mars   So we can get fucked up in Martian Bars   I'll put tits on a shark and I'll make 'em green   That's what I'll do with my hand in your genes   And genes ain't nothin' but expressions of cells   And hydrogen sulfide makes farts smell      373 Kelvin degrees   Darwin Species   (We'se chimpanzees)   Dual-core chip dip   Blue screen disk slip   Pascal's tri-tip   Wormhole time-rip      Yeah that's the second reference to the film "Contact," so what?      Kingdom, phylum, order, but I got no class   I'll re-arrange your face when I'm cloning your ass   And if you've got two x-chromosomes I'll coat your velvety walls   With all them flagellates swimming in my balls   Put my jism in your schism    Make another organism      (Two, three, five, seven)      Vasectomies shut down testes   Fifty CCs   (Fluid feces)   Kidneys expel NACL   Alfred Nobel's TNT sells   Mendel's green peas   Heredity   Teenage acne   (Filled like Twinkies)      You've been told   Down to my soul I'm a Deoxyribonucleic Asshole   Carrying the two   I'm a God-doubtin', Bunsen-burnin' son-of-a-bitch   And my chemical symbol's FU