If you had a Cadillac you'd worry about the gas   If you could the future you'd just worry about the past   And if you had a lawyer you would worry about who to sue   And if you had a penis you'd just worry about who to screw      But I guess that's you with all   The worries in the world   I guess that's you with all   The worries in the world      If you married a millionaire you'd worry about his stock   And if you worked in radio you'd worry about all the rock   And if you had a record out you'd worry "Will it sell?"   And though you were in Heaven you'd still worry about Hell      But I guess that's you with all   The worries in the world   I guess that's you with all   The worries in the world      Try to ease your mind, try to calm down and relax   If I could solve your problems then I'd send you a fax   I really tried to help you out but now I've given up   You spend your time worrying and you really need to stop      But I guess that's you with all   The worries in the world   I guess that's you with all   The worries in the world      I guess that's you with all   The worries in the world   I guess that's you with all   The worries in the world