I know whereof I speak    Believe me    When it comes to the subject    Of loneliness look it up you'll see    There's a picture of me    But that's ancient history now    Completely    Now when it comes to the subject    Of happiness I'm the man to see    And my advice in summary:    Look for a soul mate    Someone whose love will go the Distance    Stop collecting only temporary hearts    Just find a soul mate    And then let go of your resistance    You'll live happy ever after from the start    You need a soul mate    Before your house of cards collapses    Whose devotion's like a candle in the night    Locate a soul mate    To help you navigate the rapids    That rise up along the river of your life    It's you or do my eyes deceive me?    Like divine intervention    You gave your heart to me for keeps    I knew I was in deep    This feeling I have it never leaves me    What a perfect invention    Love is    It soothes the savage beast    These words of wisdom    I repeat: