There's nothing to complain about   You are so useless when you're high   There's a big gap in your front teeth   You only look good when you're high      Whatever those girls at school did say   Don't believe them   They're just jealous of your awkward ways   Brush right past them in the hall      Already settled it and this time I'll handle it AND   Bring them out back to me and I'll use the whipping tree      Is that the new style at school   I like to see you keeping up   I swear it gets better now   They'll never see you getting by      Whatever those girls at school did say   Don't believe them   They're just jealous of your awkward ways   Stab them right between the heart   You look so much better now      Already settled it and this time I'll handle it AND   Bring them out back to me and I'll use the whipping tree