I have a problem, it's embarassing   Or should I say sexually harassing   I got horny last night, inserted something into my ass   The first thing to catch my sight, I would grab fast      I have a vibrator in my ass   And the batteries are still working   I have a vibrator in my ass   and it hurts      It was something that belonged to my girl   I pushed the button and it gave me a swirl   But since last night it's still stuck in my ass   And I've been trying to fight to get that thing out fast      I have a vibrator in my ass   And the batteries are still working   I have a vibrator in my ass   and it hurts      Who invented this? It's easy to put in.   But if it gets stuck it whipes out my grin   I'm afraid to go to a doctor, he'll laugh at my problem   Laugh at the vibrator stuck in my rectal colom.      I have a vibrator in my ass   And the batteries are still working   I have a vibrator in my ass   and it hurts      I have a vibrator in my ass   And the batteries are still working   I have a vibrator in my ass   and it hurts