MIDDLE AGED BALDING FAT GUY SITTING AT HOME WITH THE LAZY BOY   32 INCH SCREEN TV IS HIS FAVORITE TOY   SITTIN AT HOME AND REMENISSING ABOUT HIS HIGH SCHOOL FAME   NOW HES FAT AND UGLY AND ALL HE BRINGS IS SHAME      WAITING FOR THE SUN TO GO DOWN   LETS WATCH THE GAME   NO ONE REMEMBERS HIS NAME      TOO MUCH BEER AND HE WAS LAZY SO HE LOST HIS JOB   HIS GIRLFRIEND LEFT HIM 3 MONTHS AGO SHE SAID HE WAS A SLOB   ALL HE DOES IS WATER HIS BEER WHENEVER HE STARTS TO CRY   YOU CANT HIM OFF THE LAZY BOY EVEN IF YOU TRIED