Don't wanna wake up at 6:15   Don't wanna go to work at the Dairy Queen   Don't wanna watch TV   Don't wanna read   There's only one thing that I really need   I need some brain damage and I need it fast   Beat me til you put me in a body cast      There's only one thing that I really need   Baby give me bruises and make me bleed   I'm feeling unsituated   I'm gonna bang my head head against a wall   Til my brain's become inflated   And I can't even think at all   I'm feeling sort of agitated   Give me some assault and battery   Do I need medicated?   Do I need surgery?   (x3)      Do I need surgery?   Do I need surgery   So I don't swallow my tongue?