You stepped on a nail   Lost your grandma in the mail   Curse words landed you in jail   What miserable luck      Life has that funny way   Of biting you when you turn away   But people all have lousy days   So try to lighten up      So could you come down from the roof   I have for you this box of juice   Its magic powers have a way   Just look at us if you want proof      DoOoOoOon't don't don't jump! (x3!)      Your heart got awfully torn   And you misplaced your favorite porn   No one to go with to the store   Or to feed the ducks      Love has that funny way   Of finding you when you look away   It happens every single day   Don't believe, me look it up      So could you come down from the roof   I have for you this box of juice   Its magic powers have a way   Just look at us if you want proof      DoOoOoOon't don't don't jump! (x4!)      (Wooooooooooooooooooo!   Woo!)      So could you come down from the roof   I have for you this box of juice   Its magic powers have a way   Just look at us if you want proof      DoOoOoOon't don't don't jump! (x8!)