ride it out in the mezzanine   i read those magazines, i lost my limousine license   i took a little tip from the way insider   wrote it on her hip with a magic marker   washed it all off with a warm wet wash cloth   stashed in the trash back behind the car wash   a little situation went down and now   i've gotta eat my way out of it   now i've gotta suck myself away from this   now it always starts off with a kiss   now it always ends up with a fist      took him down around the waterpark   he had a red swimsuit and two eyes two miles apart   looked just like a hammerhead shark   with a hook in it's mouth, he was dead in the yard       after the night games   everyone's makin the death claims    pointing at the guys in the dice game   call me a lightweight, i'm just a main street spider   and she's a trader insider   i'm just her cigarette lighter   and i'm her limousine driver