At the station you can meet her   With that special smile you couldn't cheat her   A woman that kind is hard to find   It's good to take a girl   In the not so very good world   And walk in the park until it gets dark      Sometimes I feel ugly and old   Excuse me, baby, if I'm acting bold   My head gets hot but my feet aren't cold   Excuse me, if you will      Take a breather on the bench   Helps to build the suspense   And the two of you go to a movie show   If she's a woman there's a chance   That maybe she likes to dance   So you go to the hall, and out step them all      Don't make a hullaballoo, I'm not your hoi polloi   I'll use any trick and I'll pull any ploy   I'm a used up 20th Century boy   Excuse me, if you will      She takes you home to meet the folks   Laughing at the father's jokes   Shall we watch TV, it's all right with me   Time to go, you're going to miss her   At the doorway you try to kiss her   It tastes so good, like you hoped it would      If I were sixteen again I'd give my tooth   I'm tired and I'm hungry, and I'm ready for my youth   I'm a little uncool and I'm a little uncouth   Excuse me, if you will      At the station you can meet her   With that special smile you couldn't cheat her   A woman that kind is hard to find