I see her face, it makes me cream   That's what I do to her in dreams   But she's so cool, too cool for me   But I'm cooler in all my dreams, in all my dreams      Her friends are rich but I am not   They go to clubs and I do not   But in my dreams I dominate   In dreams she loves what I donate, and I donate!      I'd comb my hair, I'm wash it too and put it in a parting...   "Don't think so"   I guess I'd go to clubs for you and buy you every round...   "Don't think so"   I'd even wear the latest brands and buy expenise scents...   "Don't think so"   Oh well, nevermind...      She wears make up that's very thick   My best friend says she won't suck dick   She only dates guys with nicknames   But I don't care cos in my dreams she calls me 'stud'      I would sit around and talk about sports to make me a man   "Don't think so"   I would take you out to restaurants and always pay the bill   "Don't think so"   "You're a nasty little punky loner loser ugly nerd"   Don't think so   Cos in my dreams, you love me true      In my head you fellate me and beg me more for me   I think so   And you dress up in pigtails and little skirts to get me hot   I think so   And you talk about how cool I am, much cooler than you are   I think so   I'm cool enough in dreams      I'm too cool for you, I'm too cool for you   I'm too cool for you, I'm too cool for you