(Carnival Barker speaks)   "Hurry, Hurry!"   "Step right up!"   "See the saddest show in town for only 50 cents!"      Step right up   Hurry, hurry   Before the show begins   My firends   Stand in line   Get your tickets   I hope you will attend   It'll only cost you 50 cents to see   What life has done   To those like you and me      See the man   With the broken heart   You'll see that he is sad   He hurts so bad   (So bad, so bad)   See the girl   Who has lost the only love she ever had   There's got to be   No sadder show to see   No doubt about it   Satisfaction's guaranteed      So let the side show begin   Hurry, hurry   Step right on in   Can't afford to pass it by   Guaranteed to make you cry   Let the side show begin   Hurry, hurry   Step right on in   Can't afford to pass it by   Guaranteed to make you cry      See the man   Who's been crying   For a million years   So many tears   (So many tears)   See the girl   Who's collected broken hearts for souvenirs   It's more exciting than a one man band   The saddest little show in all the land      So let the side show begin   Hurry, hurry   Step right on in   Can't afford to pass it by   Guaranteed to make you cry   Let the side show begin   Hurry, hurry   Step right on in   Can't afford to pass it by   Guaranteed to make you cry      (Musical Interlude)      So let the side show begin   Hurry, hurry   Step right on in   Can't afford to pass it by   Guaranteed to make you cry   Let the side show begin   Hurry, hurry   Step right on in   Can't afford to pass it by   Guaranteed to make you cry