I'm a vampire   I happen to be a vampire   And I don't like your face   So I'm going to just feast on your blood, blood   I always wear black   I never look back   From that house I just feasted upon   I ate your mom   Vampire, zombies, death, gore,   Skeletons in the closet coming eating kids   Freddy Krueger the vampire hunter   Comes out and carries the thunder   The sun falls of the horizon   I listen to Verizon   Wireless, wireless, here comes the cell phone king   Ring ring ring   Yes comes the ring in my bones   Skeleton bones   No they don't, no they don't   No one loves me because I listen to the sky   Don't fly around I turn into a bat at night   I'm vampire trapped in this world   And I'm sick of it, sick of it   Not a drop of blood in my veins   I feast upon yours in the night   I come and eat yours in the night   I hate sunlight   Seems alright in the night   Moonlight, some pride I need   Away