Oh Diego Barnes   Come back to Dagobah, we miss your gibberish   Your career in the theatre ended when you felt   Too at ease in your costume   Too at ease in your costume      Your techniques were questioned   Acting like a Withnail for cool points   It left you needing a place to stay   When you couldn’t cope with the reviews   When your antics made the news      “Oh Diego Barnes   Was quite average under that lighting   But Julio Newell was far superior   In this half finished play   By some half witted stray”