Don’t give a damn what it’s all about   I just wanna see how it all turns out   My mind’s skin tight, but my skin’s so loose   Everclear is apple juice, I’m swinging from a liquid noose      Get me drunk and get in line   I’m everybody’s valentine   Meet me in a few more sips   Kiss my red apocalips      I will never be ignored   I may be a slut, but I’m never bored   I’ll go down on anything   Cage that bird and watch her sing      High on life, but it’s not mine   Everybody’s valentine   Damaged goods all bought and sold   Cunt’s cast iron, but my heart’s pure gold      Drunk is opening a wound half-healed   Drunk is every little fantasy revealed   Drunk is babble on til everybody thinks they see your soul   Drunk is going from control freak to a freak with no control      Fill my hole with cum and wine   I’m everybody’s valentine   This bitter little mouth is my only claim to fame   Cos once you’ve given head, nothing ever tastes the same      Drunk is opening a wound half-healed   Drunk is every bit of cruelty revealed   Drunk is turning my shame into my pride   Drunk is always a bridesmaid, never a bride