When I want something really bad   And I don't have no money I don't get sad   I take it to the counter, and I don't have to pay   Coz I'll just put it on layaway      Layaway! Layaway!   My Best Friend   Layaway! Layaway!   A means to an end   I take it to the counter, and I don't have to pay   Coz I'll just put it on layaway!      Layaway!   Layaway!      When I go down to the avenue   I can't pay for sex, but I don't get blue   I talk to the hooker, and she makes my day   Coz I just put that whore on layaway      Layaway! Layaway!   My Best Friend   Layaway! Layaway!   A means to an end   I talk to the hooker, and she makes my day   Coz I just put that whore on layaway      Layaway!   Layaway!   Layaway!   Layaway!      When the woman that I love wants to settle down (Layaway!)   And my wallet is thin, I don't wear a frown (Layaway!)   I don't worry bout the church, I don't have to pay   I put that fucking bitch on layaway      Layaway! Layaway!   My Best Friend   Layaway! Layaway!   A means to an end   I don't worry bout the church, I don't have to pay   I just put that fucking bitch on layaway      Layaway!   Layaway!