Tooling For Anus...That's You   Tooling For Anus...Him Too   Tooling For Anus...Her Too   Tooling For Anus..Them Too      Detroit City is the place to go   if you wanna lick gonads or blow a stiff   bookies, nunzios, menjos too   to pack some blowin'   to shoot some glue      (chorus)      i'm not a fag and i'll never be   afraid to hit the can to take a pee   afraid some sissy'll grab my ass   i'll stick his face with broken glass