I can see it all right now   His mom and dad so proud of his son    And his new found wife   And I wonder if after all these years   Will his dad still give him a pep talk for his wedding night?      I can smell his cousin's polo   Mixing with his grandpa's old spice    The Swedish meatballs look so tempting    That his two fat aunts might even fight      And his uncles have all gone drinkin'   Highballs and hamms light in the parking lot   And the rest of his relatives are busy just tearing up the Manville Elks Lodge      I can smell his cousin's polo    Mixing with his grandpa's old spice    The mashed potatoes look so tasty    That his two fat aunts might even       na, na, na, na, na, na (7X)      And on that day what else could I say?   I'd say here's to you staying drunk   here's to all your good luck   You're gonna need it