Pig sucked on a cigarette   and mucked the stable. Draped a cable   'round the farmers neck and pulled   and called the vet who galloped 'round.   Pronounced him dead. They laid the table.   Turned the spit and baby kitten chewed a finger,   lingered on a leg   and licked his paws.   It's good to be a carnivore!   It's neat to be a carnivore!      Passed the plate with farmer's head on.   Sheepy shook a fist and said   he looked like John the Baptist.   Piggy did the twist said `Try me - I'm salami'.   Threw the garlic salt and waltzed across the floor.   They stuck their forks in.   They ate him raw.   It's good to be a carnivore!   It's neat to be a carnivore!