Here is a seven nine chord   Here is the melody   Here's the place for a touch of bass   A rhythm light and free   Here come the lyrics   Where she falls so easily   Oooh Loretta, why don't you love me?      Here is my favorite movie   Blockbuster Video   Sleepless in Seattle   How could Tom Hanks know   That the perfect one was waiting   Precious harmony   Oooh Loretta, why don't you love me?      Life is illusion   Why did I have to fall   For someone to whom   I simple don't exist at all?   Here is the body from Gold's Gym   It's pretty straight and strong   The teeth are great,   The hair's not grey,   OK it's mainly gone.   My eyes are twenty/twenty   But they cannot see.   Oh Loretta, why don't you love me?