[ORIN]   When I was younger, just a bad little kid   My mama noticed funny things I did   Like shooting puppies with a B.B. gun   I'd poison guppies and when I was done   I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head   That's when my mama said       [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]   What did she say?      [ORIN]   She said, "My boy, I think someday   You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay      You'll be a dentist   You have a talent for causing things pain   Son, be a dentist    People will pay you to be inhumane   Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood   And teaching would suit you still less   Son, be a dentist    You'll be a success      [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]   Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!   Watch him suck up that gas!    Oh, my god!   He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good   Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?   Oh that hurts!    I'm not numb!      [ORIN]   Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come!   I am your dentist       [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]   Goodness gracious!      [ORIN]   And I enjoy the career that I picked    I am your dentist       [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]   Fitting braces      [ORIN]   And I get off on the pain I inflict   When I start extracting those molars   You girls will be screaming like holy rollers      [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]   Dentist!      [ORIN]   And though it may cause my patients distress   Somewhere in heaven above me, I know that my mama's proud of me   'Cause I'm a dentist- and a success   Say ah! Now spit.