this sturdy ramp is made of gold   with all our weight it's sure to hold   our driveway ends down at the street   out where the shredder can't be beat      i practiced moves out in the yard   that way the landings arn't so hard   you've seen it in a magazine   it's not as easy as it seems      they filled the pool the other day   when all the neighborhood complained   it's just a quarter after three   and there's no where we've got to be   down at the ditch beneath the sun   the shredder takes another run   my heart is free to ride away   were you expecting it to stay      when your ball   bearings rust   you'll eat my dust   call it a favor   sooner or later   you're gonna fall